“This girl got engaged on October 3rd and hasn’t shut up about how she’s going to be his ‘wifey’ ever since. She posted pics of him proposing and even labeled them with what the exact time was when he did it.” - anonymous

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Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.


 
 
16 November 2009 @ 23:30
British PM Gordon Brown plans to hold talks in London to discuss a timetable for the handover of power in Afghanistan.
 
 
16 November 2009 @ 18:00

Hipster #1: Oh look, a Boston Terrier!
Hipster #2: Boston Terriers are so last year...

--Bedford, Williamsburg


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16 November 2009 @ 22:36

John Stamos finally got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today. To which we say: IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME.

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NEXT STOP: Grammytown!

Also, as much as we live and breath for J-Stames, it seems unfair that he should get his star on the Walk of Fame before the recently deceased Bea Arthur. Popbytes and Eliot Glazer know what I’m talking about.

 
 
16 November 2009 @ 22:15

Ken OberAfter a long day of Ken Ober death rumors, followed by rumors that the death rumors were just rumors, and finally confirmation that the initial rumors were actually true and not just rumors, it’s official:

Longtime MTV “Remote Control” host Ken Ober has passed away at the age of 52, the comedian’s representative confirmed to MTV News. The cause of his death was not available at press time.

Starting in 1987, Ober hosted five seasons of “Remote Control,” which, along with “Club MTV” and “The Week In Rock,” was MTV’s first foray into series television…

After “Remote Control,” Ober went on to host other game shows, like “Smush” and “Make Me Laugh.” In the years since, Ober worked as a supervising producer on “Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn,” a consulting producer on “Old Christine” and a writer and producer on “Mencia.”

With no disrespect to Ober, today was a bizarre reminder about the internet news cycle when it comes to semi-obscure celebrity deaths; the internet has almost put itself in a “Boy Who Cried Wolf” situation, where we’re so used to tuning out death rumors about 80s celebrities because they’re always later revealed to be hoaxes, that no one actually believed all the news, Tweets, and Facebook postings about Ober’s actual death today until it was later re-confirmed. Weird.

If Jaleel White ever dies, then hoo-boy, it’s gonna take a week for anyone on the internet to start believing that…

 
 
16 November 2009 @ 18:15
I missed one of my favorite bands play last night because I promised myself absolutely no more spending until employment.

God I miss that post concert buzz.
 
 
16 November 2009 @ 18:11
 
 
 
where: Athens, GA
mood: sleepy
music: Assemblage 23- Sorry
 
 
16 November 2009 @ 23:01
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16 November 2009 @ 16:56
 
I dreamed of you last night.

I woke to marks covering my arms and chest.
 
 
 
CHICAGO—The season premiere of The Oprah Winfrey Show unleashed a surprise for viewers Monday, when host Winfrey presented her studio audience with an unexpected gift: eligible men.


 
 
16 November 2009 @ 16:49
'twas bored.
 
 
mood: bouncy
music: Houston Calls.
 
 
16 November 2009 @ 22:25
The head of the UN food agency says he is not satisfied with the final declaration of the UN world food summit in Rome.